Topic: Halloween Sayings

Halloween Sayings About Witches

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Find here some of the best witches related Halloween sayings. Witches are one of the most important symbolic characters of Halloween, and if you are disguising as one for this Halloween, you’re sure going to use any of these sayings to make the whole set up stand out. (more…)

Naughty Adults Halloween Sayings

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There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world. ~Jean Baudrillard

They’ll suck you dry if they get their teeth in you. ~IslandCrisis.net

That’s why we’re doing this, to defend our traditions a little. I don’t have anything against it (Halloween), but it’s not our tradition. ~Fernando Flores

If you just lick it, it will last longer. The candy of course! ~Unknown Author

I’ll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween. ~Unknown Author

Auld Daddy Darkness creeps frae his hole,
Black as a blackamoor, blin’ as a mole ~James Ferguson

If human beings had genuine courage, they’d wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween.
~Doug Coupland

May your left ear wither and fall into your right pocket. ~Arab Curse

Why can’t Witches have babies? Answer: Because their husbands have crystal balls! ~Unknown Author

Scary Creepy and Spooky Halloween Sayings

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One need not be a chamber to be haunted;
One need not be a house;
The brain has corridors surpassing
Material place. ~Emily Dickinson

I’m an angel. I kill firstborns while their mamas watch. I turn cities into salt. I even, when I feel like it, rip the souls from little girls. And from now till kingdom come,the only thing you can count on, in your existence, is never understanding why. ~ The Prophecy

You know, I’ve always wanted a child. And now I think I’ll have one… on toast! ~Winifred Sanderson

If the apocalypse comes, beep me. ~Buffy Summers

You’ll never grow old Michael. And you’ll never die. But you must feed. ~ The Lost Boys

A house is never still in darkness to those who listen intently, there is a whispering in distant chambers, an unearthly hand presses the snib of the window, the latch rises. Ghosts were created when the first man awoke in the night. ~J.M. Barrie

Shadows of a thousand years rise again unseen,
Voices whisper in the trees, “Tonight is Halloween!” ~Dexter Kozen

On Halloween, witches come true
Wild ghosts escape from dreams
Each monster dances in the park ~Nicholas Gordon

Tis now the very witching time of night,
When churchyards yawn and hell itself breathes out
Contagion to this world. ~William Shakespeare

Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately. ~Unknown Author

When you sleep on this beautiful Halloween night, nightmares shall be your sweetest dreams. ~Kurt Avish (Via Twitter)

There is something haunting in the light of the moon; it has all the dispassionateness of a disembodied soul, and something of its inconceivable mystery. ~Joseph Conrad

Tis the night… the night
Of the grave’s delight,
And the warlocks are at their play,
Ye think that without,
The wild winds shout,
But no, it is they… it is they. ~Arthur Cleveland Cox

At last darkness has come. Goodbye, Maggie Evans. I might have loved you, I might have spared you, but now you must die. ~Barnabas Collins

Hark! Hark to the wind! Tis the night, they say
When all souls come back from the far away
The dead, forgotten this many a day! ~Virna Sheard

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. ~George Carlin

Eye of newt, and toe of frog,
Wool of bat, and tongue of dog,
Adder’s fork, and blind-worm’s sting,
Lizard’s leg, and owlet’s wing,
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble. ~Shakespeare, Macbeth

Men say that in this midnight hour
The disembodied have power
To wander as it like them
By wizard oak and fairy stream ~William Motherwell

Funny Halloween Sayings and Phrases

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I do think the story in Halloween 5 is a bit stupid, and there’s a lot more blood. They’re obviously going to take the Halloween series in a different direction. ~Donald Pleasence

Ghosts, like ladies, never speak till spoke to. ~Richard Harris Barham

A woman drew her long black hair out tight
And fiddled whisper music on those strings
And bats with baby faces in the violet light
Whistled, and beat their wings
And crawled head downward down a blackened wall ~T.S. Eliot

If you really want to have the scariest Jack-O-Lantern, carve it to look like Justin Bieber. I’m sure you’ll scare the hell out of all the real guys. ~HalloweenSayings.net

What do ghosts drink at breakfast?
Coffee with scream and sugar. ~Unknown Author

I see my face in the mirror and go, ‘I’m a Halloween costume? That’s what they think of me? ~Drew Carey

We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean. ~Loretta Lynn

You wouldn’t believe
On All Hallow Eve
What lots of fun we can make,
With apples to bob,
And nuts on the hob,
And a ring-and-thimble cake. ~Carolyn Wells

Just like a ghost, you’ve been a-hauntin my dreams,
So I’ll propose on Halloween.
Love is kinda crazy with a spooky little girl like you. ~Classics IV

Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, “Never take candy from strangers.” And then they dressed me up and said, “Go beg for it.” I didn’t know what to do! I’d knock on people’s doors and go, “Trick or treat.” “No thank you.” ~Rita Rudner

May those that love us, love us
And those that don’t love us
May God turn their hearts
And if He doesn’t turn their hearts
May He turn their ankles
So we’ll know them by their limping ~Old Irish Toast

Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting. ~Lorna Luft

Witchie, Witchie
Screamie, Screamie
Happy, Happy
Halloweenie! ~Unknown Author

Where there is no imagination there is no horror. ~Arthur Conan Doyle, Sr.

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. ~Conan O’Brien

Backward, turn backward,
O Time, in your flight
make me a child again
just for to-night! ~Elizabeth Akers Allen

I dressed up as a veterinarian for a Halloween costume party. I had the lab coat. I got a couple of stuffed animals for patients and put bandages on them. ~Tracy Chapman

Most Famous Halloween Sayings

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I would rather sit on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion. ~Henry David Thoreau

Tis now the very witching time of night,
When churchyards yawn and hell itself breathes out
Contagion to this world. ~William Shakespeare

Proof of our society’s decline is that Halloween has become a broad daylight event for many. ~Robert Kirby

Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. ~River Phoenix

Just like a ghost, you’ve been a-hauntin my dreams,
So I’ll propose on Halloween.
Love is kinda crazy with a spooky little girl like you. ~Classics IV

Eye of newt, and toe of frog,
Wool of bat, and tongue of dog,
Adder’s fork, and blind-worm’s sting,
Lizard’s leg, and owlet’s wing,
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble. ~William Shakespeare

As everyone celebrate Halloween, I wonder if it’s much fun for the ghosts to see fake ghosts all around. ~Tewin Sham

Tonight is the last night of October when witches, vampires and ghosts shall make merry ~ Kurt Avish

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam, may luck be yours on Halloween. ~Unknown Author

Halloween wraps fear in innocence, as though it were a slightly sour sweet. Let terror, then, be turned into a treat. ~Nicholas Gordon

Hark! Hark to the wind! This the night, they say,
When all souls come back from the far away
The dead, forgotten this many a day! ~Virna Sheard

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. ~George Carlin

Shadows of a thousand years rise again unseen
Voices whisper in the trees, “Tonight is Halloween!” ~Dexter Kozen

A gypsy fire is on the hearth,
Sign of the carnival of mirth,
Through the dun fields and from the glade,
Flash merry folk in masquerade,
For this is Hallowe’en! ~Unknown Author

They that are born on Halloween shall see more than other folk. ~Unknown Author

This Halloween the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. ~Conan O’Brien

True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about but few have seen. ~Unknown Author

A house is never still in darkness to those who listen intently. There is a whispering in distant chambers, an unearthly hand presses the snib of the window, the latch rises. Ghosts were created when the first man awoke in the night. ~J.M. Barrie

At first cock-crow the ghosts must go back to their quiet graves below. ~Theodosia Garrison

May Jack-o-lanterns burning bright
Of soft and golden hue
Pierce through the future’s veil and show
What fate now holds for you. ~Unknown Author

On Halloween, witches come true, wild ghosts escape from dreams and each monster dances in the park ~Nicholas Gordon

A grandmother pretends she doesn’t know who you are on Halloween. ~Erma Bombeck

Nothing beats a haunted moonlit night on All Hallows Eve.
And on this fatal night, at this witching time, the starless sky laments black and unmoving.
The somber hues of an ominous, dark forest are suddenly illuminated under the emerging face of the full moon. ~Kim Elizabeth

From ghoulies and ghosties
And long-leggedy beasties
And things that go bump in the night
Good Lord, deliver us! ~Unknow Author

Hold on, man. We don’t go anywhere with scary, spooky, haunted, or forbidden in the title. ~Scooby-Doo

Where there is no imagination there is no horror. ~Sr. Arthur Conan Doyle

Halloween is huge in my house and we really get into the spirits of things. ~Dee Snider

Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. ~Steve Almond

Eat, drink and be scary ~Apollia