Naughty Adults Halloween Sayings

There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world. ~Jean Baudrillard

They’ll suck you dry if they get their teeth in you.

That’s why we’re doing this, to defend our traditions a little. I don’t have anything against it (Halloween), but it’s not our tradition. ~Fernando Flores

If you just lick it, it will last longer. The candy of course! ~Unknown Author

I’ll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween. ~Unknown Author

Auld Daddy Darkness creeps frae his hole,
Black as a blackamoor, blin’ as a mole ~James Ferguson

If human beings had genuine courage, they’d wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween.
~Doug Coupland

May your left ear wither and fall into your right pocket. ~Arab Curse

Why can’t Witches have babies? Answer: Because their husbands have crystal balls! ~Unknown Author